Thursday, May 29, 2008

Good Way to Exercise



I think I should get one of those in my room. I probably can paddle from morning till night.

Human Tetris



This is so funny. How I wish to take part in stuff like this, look silly, but really fun though!

Friday, May 23, 2008

Pool Pissing Prank



Hey GUYS, you can try this, just make sure that you run fast enough!

Thursday, May 22, 2008

When Marriages Gone Bad...




Forwards I received from my friend, Eunice. I love these pics!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Lessons in Life (part 3)

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'


Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lessons in Life (part 2)

Lesson 2:


A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Lessons in Life (part 1)

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'



Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.



Note: I got this from an email forwarded to me. There are more. I'll publish them over the next few days.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Funny Commercials



These are so funny... I'm not sure if you guys have seen these before, all I can say is, YOU MUST WATCH IT!!!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Practical Joke



Hahaha... I wish that this happen at the mall I go. It should be quite fun. Just wish that you don't come from the same town I do, I may pull that out on you!